Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Sunday, July 07, 2013
On What's Happening in Egypt: A 12 year old's perspective
Holy shit. Is this translation for real? I'd vote for this kid.
Sunday, June 09, 2013
Monday, June 03, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Epic Paddling Carnage
Like lambs to the slaughter, one by one, rafts get sucked into this hole and paddlers go for a swim. Check it out . . .
Couldn't stop laughing.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Saturday, June 02, 2012
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
News From America: Obama Ate Romney's Dog.
We've got some weird news filtering in from across our southern border. It appears that Barack Obama ate Mitt Romney's dog. There are unconfirmed reports that this happened a while ago, when Obama was young and living in Indonesia, and hungry. There are also reports that Romney put the dog on top of his car and drove from Boston to Canada, and presumably stopped in Indonesia on the way. It is not clear if Romney has arrived here yet, but we're keeping a bit of a lookout for a half eaten dog on a car.
Obviously this issue has become central to the campaign, since eating dog, and even just risking a dog's life, are both not fashionable in America, and so it appears that both campaigns are in full-blown damage control. Obviously the economy must be fine again down there, and probably all the wars are over if they're arguing about dogs. For myself, I wouldn't eat dog, but I also wouldn't fasten one to the outside of a moving vehicle, but I wouldn't have invaded Iraq either, and I'd make sure everyone had free doctors and police and fire men.
I've heard that in America you have to buy special insurance otherwise the firemen show up and won't put out fires, so they'll put out attic fires but not basement fires, or they'll put out kitchen fires but not bedroom fires (depending on your insurance) or if you've ever had a pre-existing fire, then they just let your house burn down, because you can't insure it.
I understand it's the same for police. Police will only solve crimes for you if you bought crime insurance. Anything else would not really be a free market, where police would show up and just do work for you for free, so in America you need to have a deal with your employer to help you pay crime insurance, since it's really expensive, but what else can you do? When you need the police you simply need them, so you better have insurance.
I hear doctors are free though, in America, so at least there's something down there that's civilized.
And did you hear that Obama ate Romney's dog? Frickin' crazy!
Obviously this issue has become central to the campaign, since eating dog, and even just risking a dog's life, are both not fashionable in America, and so it appears that both campaigns are in full-blown damage control. Obviously the economy must be fine again down there, and probably all the wars are over if they're arguing about dogs. For myself, I wouldn't eat dog, but I also wouldn't fasten one to the outside of a moving vehicle, but I wouldn't have invaded Iraq either, and I'd make sure everyone had free doctors and police and fire men.
I've heard that in America you have to buy special insurance otherwise the firemen show up and won't put out fires, so they'll put out attic fires but not basement fires, or they'll put out kitchen fires but not bedroom fires (depending on your insurance) or if you've ever had a pre-existing fire, then they just let your house burn down, because you can't insure it.
I understand it's the same for police. Police will only solve crimes for you if you bought crime insurance. Anything else would not really be a free market, where police would show up and just do work for you for free, so in America you need to have a deal with your employer to help you pay crime insurance, since it's really expensive, but what else can you do? When you need the police you simply need them, so you better have insurance.
I hear doctors are free though, in America, so at least there's something down there that's civilized.
And did you hear that Obama ate Romney's dog? Frickin' crazy!
Friday, March 16, 2012
Avoid Extreme Wrist Angles
I'm writing an inventory control system so I bought a barcode scanner. I guess it can be dangerous...
Who knew?
That says, "Have a nice day," in barcode.
Who knew?
That says, "Have a nice day," in barcode.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
TED: Copyright Math
Very funny, and goes a long way to clarify the degree of damage suffered by the MPAA and RIAA.
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
TheComedyNetwork.ca Fail
This is what I see when I go to a boingboing.net article where they've posted a John Stewart video: a note indicating that the video is not available at my location.
In Canada those shows are the property of The Comedy Network, who would rather damage their own product than let me enjoy it at some other site. If this issue was judged by King Solomon, The Comedy Network would obviously be happy to cut the baby in half. And they provide no link, and no assistance finding this video if I go to their site.
The outcome is that I don't get to see the video, and I lose respect for The Comedy Network, and for their parent company Bell Media, who put financial gain in front of integrity and lose both in the process. Idiots.
The outcome is that I don't get to see the video, and I lose respect for The Comedy Network, and for their parent company Bell Media, who put financial gain in front of integrity and lose both in the process. Idiots.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
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